i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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