Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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