Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
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If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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