So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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