What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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