so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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