if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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