tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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