I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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