More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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