I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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