I'm eating all of the evidence.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
birth control should be required to get into college
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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