i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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