I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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