STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
