Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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