You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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