the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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