Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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