Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
