So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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