I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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