Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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