this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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