So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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