The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I need water and some morals
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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