He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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