We won't sleep together?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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