i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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