Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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