Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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