Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
