She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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