I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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