I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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