and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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