so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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