Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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