i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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