Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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