Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
do nipples grow back?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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