I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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