I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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