ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
my poor anus
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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