is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
