lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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