If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
