Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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