He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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