i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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